I was playing with the Advertising Slogan Generator today. Thank you to Jo for sharing the link!
I just had to note these down for posterity;
"Mum's gone to Bumpy Beads."
"Drinka pinta Bumpy Beads a day."
"Have you had your Bumpy Beads Today?"
"Probably the best Bumpy Beads in the world."
"Monsieur, with this Bumpy Beads you are surely spoiling us."
"Four out of five dentists recommend Bumpy Beads."
"Reach out and touch Bumpy Beads."
"Leggo my Bumpy Beads!"
and my absolute favourite.......
"Go on, get your Bumpy Beads out!"